Say hello to my little friends! – Scarface School Play

The World Is Yours! Die Welt gehört in Kinderhände! Scarface School Play. Because, why the fucking fuck not? Kinder spielen Scarface. Say hello to my little friends!

What the fucking fuck?

Scarface. 1,21 „Fucks“ pro Minute. 207 laut Wikipedias List of films that most frequently use the word „fuck“. 170 laut diesem Supercut von „Fucks“ in Scarface.

Profanity Examples in context:

„So I f*ck up.“ – „…we don’t need that smilin‘ motherf*cker.“ – „…anything beats lying around all day waitin‘ for me to f*ck you.“ – „I don’t have to listen to this bullsh*t!“ – „That piece of sh*t up there, I never like him, I never trusted him.“ – „You gotta learn, because women love when you suck the p*ssy.“ – „Let me tell you something about that greaseball c*cksucker.“ – „Or am I gonna bust your wise-a*s spic balls here and now?“ – „Against guys like that a*shole that you were dancing with tonight.“ – „…the little old b*stards won the division tonight!“ – „Son of a b*tch.“ – „F*ckin wasp whore.“ – „I’m pissed.“ – „That pr*ck.“ – „Damn you.“ – „What the hell man?“ – „Jesus Christ.“

– Family Media Guide

Who dunnit?

Wer kommt auf so eine Idee? Marc Klasfeld heißt der Kerl und es gibt ein Video, in dem er ein bisschen ausführlicher darüber erzählt, wie es zu dem Video kam.

No kids and/or their little precious souls were harmed

Beruhigend: Die Kids haben den Film selbst nie gesehen. Zur Erinnerung das Finale von Scarface, passend unterlegt mit Push it to the Limit von Paul Engemann!

End Credits

Scarface Original Ending Theme (Giorgio Moroder) Soundtrack HQ.

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„They made a normal activity suddenly like going to a casino,“ he says. „A lot of people get shafted. But it also creates an opportunity for people who can break the system and live like Schlappig. They’re chasing around these people who are trying to game a system that they themselves set up.“

Gaming the system: Wie man Bonussysteme von Fluggesellschaften richtig nutzt: Meet the Man Who Flies Around the World for Free.

„How can the exalted expectations and widely disseminated optimism about gene therapy as a cure for cystic fibrosis be reconciled with the apparent reality that the disease was far too complex for gene therapy alone to tackle effectively?“

Die Behandlung vieler unheilbarer Krankheiten könnte verbessert werden, würden wir uns vom Gedanken verabschieden, wir könnten demnächst ein Heilmittel finden: The Cure Culture.

„We would warn you about the explicit language and content to follow, but fuck that. This is Kids. You know what you’re getting into.“

Happy 20th Birthday, Kids. Immer noch einer der besten Filme über das Erwachsenwerden und zugleich ein Porträt seiner Zeit: ‚Kids‘: The Oral History of the Most Controversial Film of the Nineties.

„From 2011 to 2014, the rusty refrigerated cargo vessel Dona Liberta traced the coasts of Africa and Europe, abandoning crew members, abusing stowaways, dumping oil and committing other crimes along the way. Port calls were often the only means of locating the ship, which frequently turned off its required satellite tracking signal.“

Schwer vorstellbar, aber die Situation von Schiffen auf hoher See gleicht heutzutage dem wie man sagt gesetzlosen Wilden Westen. Menschen verschwinden oder werden gefangen gehalten, Schiffe verstoßen gegen Gesetze und keine Sau interessiert’s: Stowaways and crimes aboard a scofflaw ship.

„To the site’s super-dedicated core, an overwhelmingly male group of very vocal power-users whose understanding of progressive politics is limited to the idea that their pirated ecchi torrents have just as much a right to bandwidth as Netflix, few things are more offensive than being told what to do by a woman.“

Reddit hat ein Problem: Seine Community. No One Wants to Admit It, but Reddit Can’t Be Saved.

„When the fantasies being portrayed in porn involve a negotiation of one’s own sexual boundaries in return for payment, there is going to be difficult decision making and discomfort.“

Netflix hat eine Doku über Amateur-Porn gedreht, „Hot Girls“. Leider ist die problematisch: Hot Girls’ Hot Takes on Hot Girls Wanted.

„In New York state, law enforcement agencies outside of New York City are under no legal requirement to test rape evidence. No state law exists requiring agencies to track how many untested kits are stored in their evidence rooms.“

Unfassbar. Tens of thousands of rape kits go untested across USA.

„Like some of the ­#takeusdown demonstrators, Didion holds that hardship negates the privileges of whiteness or wealth. It’s a perspective that obscures — almost willfully — what the idea of privilege was trying to illuminate in the first place: how structural privilege is, and how it manifests in the unexceptional and everyday, in what we take for granted.“

Immer wieder privilege. Weil es für die, die es haben, oft genug unsichtbar wird. Und wer reagiert wieder besonders empfindlich: Die mit den meisten Privilegien: How ‘Privilege’ Became a Provocation.

„During the Cold War, the Soviet military mapped the entire world, parts of it down to the level of individual buildings. The Soviet maps of US and European cities have details that aren’t on domestic maps made around the same time, things like the precise width of roads, the load-bearing capacity of bridges, and the types of factories.“

Was die Russen so alles wussten: Inside the secret world of Russia’s Cold War mapmakers.

„As of May 2015, there are only two women who rank in the top-100 chess players worldwide. The United States Chess Federation states on its website that it has 85,000 members who are ‘predominantly male’. Scanning the ‘sex’ column on the World Chess Federation’s list of grandmasters is like reading a statistical overview of the men’s and women’s bathroom lines at a tech conference – of 1,479 grandmasters, 31 are women. That’s two per cent. Where are all the women chess players?“

Es gibt eine eigene Liga, nur für Schach spielende Frauen. So richtig gute Gründe weiß dafür allerdings niemand: Little girls sign up to play chess in droves. So why are so few of the world’s top players women? Außerdem: Don’t read the comments. Oder macht es, dann seht ihr den Grund leider deutlich. Wie so oft: Sexistische Männer.

„Swarovski makes glass and yet the company has managed to create for itself a brand that carries weight in the luxury world, something no other manufacturer of non-gems has ever even tried. How in the world did that happen?“

Wie hat Swarovski es geschafft, mit simplem Glas eine derart wichtige Rolle im Schmuck- und Designgewerbe zu spielen, die sonst nur deutlich wertvolleren Edelsteinen zukommt? Dark Crystal: The secrets of Swarovski erzählt’s.

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Sonntag hat man Ruhe. Daher hier noch ein paar interessante Links, die ich diese Woche sonst noch so entdeckt habe.

If you’re still struggling, just imagine instead of initiating sex, you’re making them a cup of tea.

Consent: Not actually that complicated

We gonna get our respect one way or another.

Check It: The all gay and transgender gang from D.C.

Now, I have to imagine that when a younger John Lewis woke up that morning fifty years ago and made his way to Brown Chapel, heroics were not on his mind. A day like this was not on his mind.

Transcript: Read Full Text of President Barack Obama’s Speech in Selma (Vorsicht, da startet leider automatisch ein Video)

LET me hazard a guess that you think a real person has written what you’re reading. Maybe you’re right. Maybe not. Perhaps you should ask me to confirm it the way your computer does when it demands that you type those letters and numbers crammed like abstract art into that annoying little box.

If an Algorithm Wrote This, How Would You Even Know?

She could say with absolute certainty that that’s precisely how it happened. Except, it turns out, none of what she remembered was accurate.

You have no idea what happened

She led an extraordinary life, enjoying success as a concert pianist when she was a young woman, before spending her middle years living in a battered old car following a failed romance and latterly turning a scrap of land at the foot of a London Underground embankment into her makeshift home and garden.

From concert pianist to lady in the car: the extraordinary life of Anne Naysmith

One theory suggests he was abducted by a sophisticated organized crime syndicate, and then forced into a hacker brigade that builds and services the cartel’s hidden, backcountry communications infrastructure. They’re the Geek Squads to some of the biggest mafia-style organizations in the world.

The Drug Cartels‘ IT Guy

It might seem odd to interview a science fiction author on a website that’s explicitly about blue jeans, but not every science fiction author has a capsule collection with Buzz Rickson’s. If Mr. Gibson knows anything as well as writing novels it’s clothing

William Gibson Interview: His Buzz Rickson Line, Tech wear, and the limits of authenticity

T H E  L A D I E S  A L M A N A C K is a feature-­length experimental narrative film (now in pre-production) written & directed by Daviel Shy, based on the novel of the same title by Djuna Barnes.

T H E  L A D I E S  A L M A N A C K

Furthermore, when gamer boys were asked if they want to see more girls play games, 86 percent said yes. When asked if they wanted to see more female heroes, only 19 percent disagreed. This data, the authors said, means that the majority of boys are welcoming to the girls that enjoy the hobby, and that they are eager to share it.

The games industry is wrong about kids, gaming and gender

Octopuses are cephalopod molluscs which include almost 300 species.

Octopus Facts

I’m not a journalist—I’m more like a novelist with a tennis background.

David Foster Wallace and the Nature of Fact

What do women want in their women characters? Art director and Muddy Colors columnist Lauren Panepinto addresses sexism in art and what she wants creators to think about when developing female characters. Even better, she shares redesigns of popular female characters done by female science fiction and fantasy artists.

Fantastic Redesigns Of Women Characters By Women Science Fiction Artists

Aside from doing research in order to make a believable character, in addition to leaving one’s personal (and media-learned) biases at the door, I don’t know the right answer to my friend’s question. How can she infuse PoC into her story in a believable manner, when her experience has only ever been as a white person?

Writing People of Color

There is a Reddit forum called SuicideWatch that feels a little bit like a digital version of those telephone crisis hotlines—if all the volunteers took off early for the day, leaving the depressed to start answering each other’s calls.

“Please Do Not Downvote Anyone Who’s Asked for Help”

Unfortunately, the author also had a bit of a drinking problem. In fact, he was so drunk at the welcome reception for his 1955 trip to Japan that the U.S. ambassador ordered he be put on the next plane back to the states.

“Put Someone in Charge of His Liquor” and Other Foreign-Service Rules for Handling William Faulkner

The 55-year-old mother of two in 2012 agreed to let surgeons  electrodes on her brain to control a robotic arm. More recently, she flew an F-35 Joint Strike Fighter simulator using nothing but her thoughts

This Woman Flew an F-35 Simulator with Her Mind

When all was said and done, Spock’s cool, rational intellect didn’t represent authority or dominance—it represented curiosity.

Spock taught me not to be racist—but not in the way you’d expect

Kellogg executives don’t expect cereal sales to return to growth this year, though they hope to slow the rate of decline and do better in 2016. But some Wall Street analysts say cereal sales may never fully recover. In Battle Creek, so-called Cereal City, that would be the equivalent of the apocalypse.

Who Killed Tony the Tiger?

Bonus, weil’s immer wieder gesucht wird: Die Antwort auf die Frage: Wie lang ist der Durchschnittspenis?